經典電影中的圣誕臺詞

Deck The Halls 閃亮之屋
　　主演: Matthew Broderick & Danny Devito
　　年代: 2006

　　圣誕電影臺詞:
　　Buddy Hall: I want my house to be seen from space!
　　
　　Jingle All The Way 圣誕老豆
　　主演: Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sinbad
　　年代: 1996

　　圣誕電影臺詞:
　　Myron Larabee: I work for the post office so you know I’m not stable! Tell ‘em!
　　Howard Langston: This man is totally insane.
　　Myron Larabee: Thank you!

　　Eight Crazy Nights 八夜瘋狂
　　主演: Adam Sandler
　　年代: 2002

　　圣誕電影臺詞:
　　Davey: Hey jelly jugs, next time you come to my gym you better wear a bra.
　　Whitey: He’s was just kidding son, you’ve got very nice breasts.

　　How The Grinch Stole Christmas 圣誕怪杰
　　主演: Jim Carrey
　　年代: 2000

　　圣誕電影臺詞:
　　Cindy Lou Who: Thanks for saving me.
　　The Grinch: [ stops in his tracks] Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.
　　[grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping Cindy up]
　　The Grinch: Hold still.
　　[ to Max]
　　The Grinch: Max, pick out a bow.
　　[ to Cindy]
　　The Grinch: Can I use your finger for a sec?

　　Four Christmases 四個圣誕
　　主演: Vince Vaughn & Reese Witherspoon
　　年代: 2008

　　圣誕電影臺詞:
　　Jim: I’m not trying to be your father, I’m hoping for a chance to be your friend.
　　Brad: You were my friend, you were my best friend, but now you’re sleeping with my mom and it’s a little bit weird for me.

　　Bad Santa 圣誕壞公公
　　主演: Billy Bob Thorton
　　年代: 2003

　　圣誕電影臺詞:
　　Sue: I’ve always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn’t notice. It’s like some deep-seeded childhood thing.
　　Willie: So is my thing for tits.

　　Fred Claus 圣誕老人兄弟
　　主演: Vince Vaughn & Paul Giamatti
　　年代: 2007

　　圣誕電影臺詞:
　　Fred: Santa’s having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?
　　[his mother plugs her ears]
　　Mother Claus: [ singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells…

　　A Christmas Story 圣誕故事
　　主演: Peter Billingsley & Darren McGavin
　　年代: 1983

　　圣誕電影臺詞:
　　Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
　　Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] Football? Football? What’s a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out ‘football’.
　　Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
　　Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
　　Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
　　Santa Claus: You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

　　Elf 圣誕精靈
　　主演: Will Ferrell & James Caan
　　年代: 2003

　　圣誕電影臺詞:
　　Gimbel’s Santa: Now what can I get you for Christmas?
　　Buddy: Don’t tell him what you want, he’s a liar.
　　Gimbel’s Santa: Let the kid talk.
　　Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?
　　Gimbel’s Santa: Just cool it, Zippy.
　　Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies.
　　Gimbel’s Santa: Look, I’m not kiddin’.
　　Buddy: You’re a fake.
　　Gimbel’s Santa: I’m a fake?
　　Buddy: Yes!
　　Gimbel’s Santa: How’d you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding.
　　Buddy: You stink.
　　Gimbel’s Santa: I think you’re gonna have a good Christmas, all right.
　　Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.

　　National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
　　主演: Chevy Chase & Randy Quaid
　　年代: 1989

　　圣誕電影臺詞:
　　Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
　　Eddie: Naw, I’m doing just fine, Clark.